WEALTHY HAMPTON’S DONORS GATHER. or: DOUCHE-NOZZLES FOR TRUMP

My eyes!!!
From L. Roger Smythe-Barrington III, Carter Pomeroy, Reynolds (Figgy) Chambeau
Penelope Greenwich swooned dead away for the second straight year.
The event registrar was similarly overcome at Mr. Smythe-Barrington’s uncanny ability.
Undocumented waiters and litter bearers bused in for the affair here seen with some of the young wives of the older gentlemen.
“This finger.”
“Where’s the ketchup? I asked for ketchup.”
“I’m supposed to eat this without ketchup?”
R E S I ST T R U M P & G R E E D & S T U P I D I T Y

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Tony Powers

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is Barking in the Dark. He enjoys walking on the beach at sunset and glue. His full bio may be seen by clicking on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Powers

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